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[whatwas]

Shall we take bets on whether or not zombies are the worst thing we'll see this year?

[Horst is lounging on a couch near a fire, a book open and on his chest.]

I realized, with all the new arrivals especially, we have a pool of unusual skills here. Would anyone be willing to teach a few classes? For instance: I could teach...oh, bar tending. Card dealing. Physics and labwork--you know, whatever there is interest for.

The ponies could teach 'Frolicking 101'. The angels could teach 'Offending Someone in Two Words or Less'.



[PRIVATE to RACHEL]

Have you done opera at all?

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[That gets a real laugh. Touche, Snape.]

All right, all right. If I find it in here I'll see if I can get someone to sing it.

[snarkypotions]

Don't bother. All four operas combined together into the cycle requires four continuous nights at the opera.

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

It's your favorite, you said?

[snarkypotions]

I said it's enjoyable.

_{[His favorite is Faust. Unsurprisingly.]}

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll just have to leave it a surprise then.

[snarkypotions]

_{[Horst. Surprise. In the same sentence.]}

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[That innocent look again]

[snarkypotions]

_{[Your innocent look is even less innocent looking than his.]}

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Don't back out.

[snarkypotions]

Of what, exactly?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

The opera.

[snarkypotions]

I don't remember ever agreeing to it.

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

That's because you are patently disagreeable. So I didn't ask.

[snarkypotions]

Surely you don't plan on forcing my attendance, do you?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Of course not, I would never force you to do any one thing. You have two options. You can attend at the theater, or the theater can come to you.

[snarkypotions]

Fortunately, the theater will never be able to find me.

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Well then you'd best go with option one!

[snarkypotions]

And what would possibly induce me to do that?