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Mar. 8th, 2011 01:29 pm
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[Ah, the monthly saga continues. The PCD switches on to reveal Horst, and a tray of food.]

Hello again, gentle viewers. I thought in light of this latest event, it was fitting to show you the proper care and feeding of a Johannes Cabal. The most important thing, especially when you lot are out wandering from dream to dream, is not to let him sleep too much.

Since he is always armed to the teeth with either magic or a very heavy gun, I suggest bringing him a peace offering. [He gestures at the food.]

Remember, never attempt this without supervision.

[He manages to balance the tray, carry the PCD, and go down to the basement lab without spilling a drop.]

Good morning, baby brother, and please do note it is not actually morning. Not that you would know since you haven't--

[The room is empty. All of Johannes's carefully gathered supplies, his clothes, his Gladstone bag, gone.

The tray of food is the first to clatter, and then the only sound just before the PCD is shut off is a disbelieving whimper.
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[Horst won't be answering anything on the PCD for a while. Feel free to find him offline but he, well, won't be anywhere near the church, he'll just be around the woods and on rooftops. Also if you happen to live at the church you would probably have heard noises from the basement. That was not in fact a pack of moose, just Horst. Destroyin' shit before he left. Like ya do.]

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Date: 2011-03-09 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com
Poor Tyki. All the women here are taken and absurdly devoted.

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Date: 2011-03-09 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreams-are-mine.livejournal.com
Are they all?

[Gossip buddy, details.]

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Date: 2011-03-09 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com
Well, I suppose Fraulein Unohana is an exception. She's neither taken nor devoted, and she's not even afraid to try a threesome, did you know?

[There's still some cognitive dissonance when he gossips about sex or alcohol with little girl Rhode. But he's suppressing it nicely now.]

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Date: 2011-03-10 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreams-are-mine.livejournal.com
Really? She seems so proper.

[But she sounds delighted at the news. Wait, how does Horst know this about Unohana?]

...Did you?!

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Date: 2011-03-10 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com
No! Not yet. [Still laughing] When Yuca and I were-- during the event. She offered to have a threesome with us.

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Date: 2011-03-10 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreams-are-mine.livejournal.com
Are you going to? [Never mind the event's long over.]

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Date: 2011-03-10 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com
Hah...if I can convince Yuca to speak to me again it will be a miracle. Anything more than that is fairly impossible. And I doubt Mina's into that sort of thing.

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Date: 2011-03-10 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreams-are-mine.livejournal.com
Mina's your girlfriend? [She hasn't really talked to Mina.]

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Date: 2011-03-10 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com
Mmhmm. [He says it as if it surprises him.]

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