[Voice and Text]

[whatwas]

[Horst is standing in a room with no defining features, you're WELCOME, Johannes.]

Come one, come all!

I never thought I'd want to say that again. I'll need to come up with a better catchphrase before I open the yet-to-be-named Night Club Extraordinaire.

Anywho, I'm off. Keep your chins up, the week's almost over.

[TEXT]

Usagi, I believe I've figured this out. Here is the real picture, as promised:




[END TEXT]


[OFFLINE:]

Horst has left breakfast/dinner for Johannes on one of the work benches. There are no guarantees as to how it will taste.

Comments

[text]

[buntails.livejournal.com]

I see it!

It looks kind of like an old warehouse.

[text] ...He is an excited vampire now

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

A fortunately abandoned warehouse, yes! It only has that one floor, which was a disappointment. I don't think I'll bother fixing the windows. Lots of renovations, but I can borrow materials from other buildings easily enough.

Paint might be a chore, but I'm sure we can just make some. Anyhow, I'm sure you see why I thought the decorating needed a second opinion.

Re: [text] aww <3

[buntails.livejournal.com]

You're really passionate about this, aren't you?

[text]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...You know, I am. It's funny, I was thinking about going to bartender school before I came here.

What did you do before all this?

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

I'm just in junior high school.

[text]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

You're... opening a nightclub?

[text]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

I am. Hopefully, it will be ready not this next week but the one after...resources willing.

Come now, you know you're interested!

[text]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

Ah- I'm afraid I'm not.

Though if anyone is and regrets it later, the church is open to all.

[Okay, it would be so much more apparent that he's teasing if he could, you know, speak.]

[text]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Luckily the mention of the church is a hint for Horst]

Oh I see where you're going with this! Every fifth drink, you get a free baptism to wash off all the sins.

[text]

[neverquitedies.livejournal.com]

Something like that. Though, I'd best start blessing more holy water, if you're opening so soon.

[Offline]

[i-can-has-soul.livejournal.com]

[Johannes smelled the food, of course, but he ignored it in favor of sitting down to clean his gun, which he has been neglecting slightly ever since coming here.

And he didn't see your post, obviously, but he did hear it. And he is not impressed.]

A night club, Horst? This is what you're doing with your time?

[Offline]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Yes. Those things that people use to find fun, or distraction, or God forbid, companionship.

[Horst is actually trying to shave with an old razor. He's going out with a girl and he's not going to mesmerize her probably so he may as well look like he isn't dead.]

Hm...you know what's funny? I can nick myself and I won't bleed. Must be that pesky lack of a heart beat.

Anyway, that food's not here for me. Whatever happy little house elf left it here was clearly doing it for you.

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[i-can-has-soul.livejournal.com]

[A derisive snort as Johannes slides the barrel out in one fluid motion, not looking up from his work because, um, WHY BOTHER REALLY?] Fun.

[And it's more than a bit clear his opinion on that topic, obviously.]

Then the happy little house elf was wasting it's time.

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Oh, it knows. It's not the first time it's gone out of its way to do something for you. It just seems to dislike the thought of you wasting away--probably because then your much more attractive brother would have to work to get a meal. We all know I won't do that.

[Yeah he's joking, but he is annoyed that his efforts were wasted on Johannes, even if it's no surprise. Oh well, he's about to go have fun elsewhere. He pats Johannes' head just to irritate him.]

Try not to shoot yourself in your blind little face while I'm gone. It's only funny if I'm here to see it.

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[i-can-has-soul.livejournal.com]

[GDIT Horst, STOP TOUCHING ME.]

If I was that inept I would have been killed long ago.

[monochrome-law.livejournal.com]

Is that really the sort of place this city needs?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Of course. It won't be the den of debauchery that most clubs are; my partner's a bit young for that kind of excitement.

[monochrome-law.livejournal.com]

A den of lesser evil?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Not at all, my dear. A den of brotherhood and comfort.

[monochrome-law.livejournal.com]

Tell me more about it?

[lastsonofgilead.livejournal.com]

[Roland is still blind, thanks to the event]

A Night Club? 'tis a sort of saloon, right?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly! Although I've enlisted some help to make it appeal to a wide clientele. Can I count on your patronage? Anyone who recognizes a saloon certainly deserves a drink on the house.

[lastsonofgilead.livejournal.com]

Aye, I've been planning to go to a saloon once this blasted event is over. When do ye plan on opening?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Not until the week after next, but swing by when the event's over and you've got a moment and we can enjoy it as a real saloon before it gets turned into something for the younger crowds. Any preference for drinks? I'm partial to rum, so that's mostly what I've got stored.

[lastsonofgilead.livejournal.com]

Aye, I shall. I tend to prefer whiskey, myself. D'ya have that?