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[whatwas]

Shall we take bets on whether or not zombies are the worst thing we'll see this year?

[Horst is lounging on a couch near a fire, a book open and on his chest.]

I realized, with all the new arrivals especially, we have a pool of unusual skills here. Would anyone be willing to teach a few classes? For instance: I could teach...oh, bar tending. Card dealing. Physics and labwork--you know, whatever there is interest for.

The ponies could teach 'Frolicking 101'. The angels could teach 'Offending Someone in Two Words or Less'.



[PRIVATE to RACHEL]

Have you done opera at all?

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[thelonegenin]

[He's till not convinced-- at least, not until he hears that, and the change in attitude is instant.]

Huh--?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

You could even teach a class on it. People need to relearn how to enjoy themselves, don't you think?

[thelonegenin]

... M-Me?!

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

You're not afraid are you?

[thelonegenin]

... Afraid of what?!

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Teaching!

[thelonegenin]

... I ain't-- It...

Well.

I dunno, dattebayo.

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Do you want to teach people how to do a practical joke?

[thelonegenin]

It--

No one would wanna know how to do that stuff-- and it ain't like-- it ain't like you can just do it.

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

People need to know how to have fun.

[thelonegenin]

... Yeah but! Stuff just-- comes to mind and you do it. It ain't like you can teach that stuff, dattebayo. It takes a genius.

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Surely a genius such as yourself could come up with a few basics to teach our poor, uneducated populace?

[thelonegenin]

[Have a really blank look.]

It-- I--

Uh... Maybe..?