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Horst Cabal ([personal profile] whatwas) wrote2011-05-30 10:44 pm

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Shall we take bets on whether or not zombies are the worst thing we'll see this year?

[Horst is lounging on a couch near a fire, a book open and on his chest.]

I realized, with all the new arrivals especially, we have a pool of unusual skills here. Would anyone be willing to teach a few classes? For instance: I could teach...oh, bar tending. Card dealing. Physics and labwork--you know, whatever there is interest for.

The ponies could teach 'Frolicking 101'. The angels could teach 'Offending Someone in Two Words or Less'.



[PRIVATE to RACHEL]

Have you done opera at all?

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[identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I studied physics. [Briefly.]

You won't be teaching necrothology, I assume.

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[identity profile] soulcontracts.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Three classes at university hardly gives you the credentials to teach something, Horst.

[A beat, and he finishes dryly:]

You should probably stick to what you know: alcohol and debauchery.

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[identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
If I taught those, I'd have no drink and no women. I'm thinking ahead here.

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[identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
Schooling? Women? Alcohol? You're wrong on all counts.

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[identity profile] soulcontracts.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have a mild look, Horst.]

I meant you.

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[identity profile] ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com 2011-06-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Arschloch.

I'd ask you to come teach, but the last thing this world needs is someone yelling at them in German how poorly they're doing.