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[whatwas]

Shall we take bets on whether or not zombies are the worst thing we'll see this year?

[Horst is lounging on a couch near a fire, a book open and on his chest.]

I realized, with all the new arrivals especially, we have a pool of unusual skills here. Would anyone be willing to teach a few classes? For instance: I could teach...oh, bar tending. Card dealing. Physics and labwork--you know, whatever there is interest for.

The ponies could teach 'Frolicking 101'. The angels could teach 'Offending Someone in Two Words or Less'.



[PRIVATE to RACHEL]

Have you done opera at all?

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Facepalm. He loves you, Usagi.] No, that's not--

Do you know how to make it?

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

How to make candy? Um, I tried chocolates with Mako-chan once...

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Well, that could be your class!

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

Ummm... last time I did a cooking class... how should I say this....

[Usagi turns this way and that in the embarrassment of her admission.]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...You...burned a house down? [Just guessing here.]

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

Not that! [Geez, give her some credit.]

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

[And then the truth comes out, as she taps her fingers together, studying them with a repentant look.]

But they kind of told us not to come back to the TV studio ever again.

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Sound advice, if you burned the oven to ashes! Exploded the stove top? Lit the executive on fire?

[Meet Horst. He's about twelve years old sometimes. He wants details.]

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

[Well, she's cornered into it now. Usagi will give details (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5MCkHy0Ebo&feature=related).]

Um... it kind of... exploded in the oven....

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[He stares at her. Blinks a few times. Then laughs.]

I have just the class for you.

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

What class is it? [No, seriously, what could possibly sound like a good idea with that warning?]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Kitchen safety. [Which will probably consist of doing the opposite of what Usagi does.]

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

Um... are you really sure about that?

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Trust me!

We'll pair you with the fire safety class.

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

You're... making fun of me, aren't you?

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...Only a little.

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

[She huffs out a sigh, but apparently decides not to make an issue of it.]

But there must be something I can do for real!

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Of course there is! [He laughs] Come on, what's something you do when you're stressed? What do you do to cheer yourself up?

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

Delicious foods!

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Yes but you just said you blew up the stove!

I want to have classes that will teach people to better adapt here. To enjoy their time, even.

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

Riight, right, right!

But we don't have an arcade here, either.

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Could we improvise?

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

Make an arcade?

[This is an excellent idea. But with no video games, what to do for games? Hm hm hm!]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Yes! Something like it, at least. [He's from a world without video games as it is; he's thinking she means something like a non-alcoholic saloon]

Maybe with magic....

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

With magic, maybe we could even have video games after all!

[No, Usagi.]