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Shall we take bets on whether or not zombies are the worst thing we'll see this year?

[Horst is lounging on a couch near a fire, a book open and on his chest.]

I realized, with all the new arrivals especially, we have a pool of unusual skills here. Would anyone be willing to teach a few classes? For instance: I could teach...oh, bar tending. Card dealing. Physics and labwork--you know, whatever there is interest for.

The ponies could teach 'Frolicking 101'. The angels could teach 'Offending Someone in Two Words or Less'.

[PRIVATE to RACHEL]

Have you done opera at all?

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The gym? [They don't have those where Horst is from. Unless you're a body builder for the circus. Picturing Usagi's head on a body builder's body....]

[Nah, more the treadmill and bike type. ... and the strange-machine-being-used-by-enemies-from-another-dimension-to-harvest-human-energy type. But they stopped that and Haruna-sensei got better.]

Only once or twice.

You could teach aerobics, though people probably get a lot of exercise avoiding zombies, eh?

What about chicken grooming? You know, something strange but fun and marginally useful that people could learn?

Chicken grooming? Really? Is that for real?

[Oh he wants to troll so bad. He does. But no. He just...answers carefully.]

It was an example, but if that's your passion....

[He could have had her asking the network about chicken grooming. As it is, Usagi puffs out a sigh.]

I thought it was too unbelievable.

Well you could! They molt. They stink.

Ewww. If it's going to stink, I don't want to do it!

That's why you bathe and groom them! So they smell like daffodils and lollipops.

I want candy! [Suggestible? You bet. Usagi clasped her hands together as though asking for some.]

[Facepalm. He loves you, Usagi.] No, that's not--

Do you know how to make it?

How to make candy? Um, I tried chocolates with Mako-chan once...

Well, that could be your class!

Ummm... last time I did a cooking class... how should I say this....

[Usagi turns this way and that in the embarrassment of her admission.]

...You...burned a house down? [Just guessing here.]

Not that! [Geez, give her some credit.]

[And then the truth comes out, as she taps her fingers together, studying them with a repentant look.]

But they kind of told us not to come back to the TV studio ever again.

Sound advice, if you burned the oven to ashes! Exploded the stove top? Lit the executive on fire?

[Meet Horst. He's about twelve years old sometimes. He wants details.]

[Well, she's cornered into it now. Usagi will give details (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5MCkHy0Ebo&feature=related).]

Um... it kind of... exploded in the oven....

[He stares at her. Blinks a few times. Then laughs.]

I have just the class for you.

What class is it? [No, seriously, what could possibly sound like a good idea with that warning?]

Kitchen safety. [Which will probably consist of doing the opposite of what Usagi does.]

Um... are you really sure about that?

Trust me!

We'll pair you with the fire safety class.

You're... making fun of me, aren't you?

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