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[whatwas]

Shall we take bets on whether or not zombies are the worst thing we'll see this year?

[Horst is lounging on a couch near a fire, a book open and on his chest.]

I realized, with all the new arrivals especially, we have a pool of unusual skills here. Would anyone be willing to teach a few classes? For instance: I could teach...oh, bar tending. Card dealing. Physics and labwork--you know, whatever there is interest for.

The ponies could teach 'Frolicking 101'. The angels could teach 'Offending Someone in Two Words or Less'.



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Have you done opera at all?

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[To be fair, he does give off the eating-drinking-womanizing vibe. He's met some people who think he can't even read.]

Flammen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammen_(Schulhoff)). Do you have a favorite, Spatzi?

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[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[A shrug.] Probably. [A pause. Before a small smile curls her lips.] Even if you say no.

When do you wish to see me?

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[He shuts and secures the door, then sits at the foot of the couch after he sets the extra blanket in reach. He hardly uses the thing as it is.]

Feeling cozy are we?

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Sound advice, if you burned the oven to ashes! Exploded the stove top? Lit the executive on fire?

[Meet Horst. He's about twelve years old sometimes. He wants details.]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Yeah he grins at that.] Right now, of course.

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[buntails.livejournal.com]

[Well, she's cornered into it now. Usagi will give details (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5MCkHy0Ebo&feature=related).]

Um... it kind of... exploded in the oven....

[gotbackupagain.livejournal.com]

[Which she does reach for, tucking it lamely over the side not leaning on the couch.]

More like stiff. I haven't moved much in the past week.

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[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[Oh, that's not the reason she thought that. She just figured he'd never have the patience to listen to people singing for several hours straight.]

I don't know this one. What's it about?

[She ponders his question a moment.] I'm not sure I do but if I had, it would be Carmen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen). I like the Swan Lake too but it's a ballet, not an opera.

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[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

Alright. That fire looks welcoming enough.

[She grabs her cloak and something else the PCD feed doesn't catch.]

[exarmatio]

... W-well, what do you want me to teach?

[alethalweapon.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of the payup.

[law-of-reason.livejournal.com]

In what?

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[soulcontracts.livejournal.com]

[Have a mild look, Horst.]

I meant you.

[storyofapromise.livejournal.com]

If you say so.Though, I would prefer those I teach to not be drunk.

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[somethingspecial]

The Phantom of the Opera is about precisely that.

[It's one of Rachel's all-time favorite productions.]

Without emotion, you are not a true artist. Music is about expression, not sounding pretty.

[al_truism]

I can help with physics, biology, chemistry and basic fighting?

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

I used to hang out at the casino. [That answer enough for you, Horst?]

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[swordsinside.livejournal.com]

What'd ya have in mind?

[fairymicrowaver.livejournal.com]

Let's not. Might teach the Animus to cook up something worse. [A pause.]

I can teach survival skills. That's the most universal skill I have.

[hardcorecute.livejournal.com]

I could teach drawing!

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[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure you'd be better at "How do get drunk and make an ass out of yourself."

[But he is so amused.]

[snarkypotions]

I see.

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[He waits for her as he often does, and scoops her up when she lands.]

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[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[And she protests as he does so, just like she always does.]

Now do you really have to do that, Horst? I'm not... a child or... a helpless young maiden or whatever.

[She frowns at him. But it feels nice to know he's been waiting for her.]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I like that you could pull my head off and use it as a football. [But he's still holding her like a teddy bear.]