[Accidental Video]

[whatwas]

[The PCD is set on a bedside table, so nothing is really the center of focus. The part of the window in view is carefully boarded up, and the bed is large and clean. And occupied.

Horst wakes the moment the sun is gone, just a twitch of the fingers at first and then a groggy mumble. He rolls onto his side, instinctively moving towards warmth. Yuca is next to him, though very much awake; the PCD can't see much of him at first, though.

Horst's arm snakes around Yuca's waist and pulls him closer.]

Hey. Fancy meeting you here.

...House is quiet. What'd you do with the kids?

[He sees the blinking light, makes a face, and turns the PCD off]

Comments

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Did you deserve it?

[Hey at least they're clothed! Mostly.]

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

[But he's gotta give mommy and daddy their special alone time~]

Kotarou might've.

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[D'aw, Killua, you're his favorite today.]

What've I told you about tattle-telling?

[Double points if you get proof.]

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

What does everyone tell me about everything?

[Kotarou's always done something, right? Or maybe Killua can frame him for something.]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not the same things I tell you, or I'm a terrible father.

[Framing, if done cleverly, is acceptable. So is revenge, though.

Yeah, uh, how did Horst end up with kids?]

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

[Hey, I have seen no evidence of feeding his children poison or throwing them into torture chambers. I think he's doing fairly well.]

Are you joking?

[No, seriously? Are you, Horst? He has done nothing but whatever he wants to do, and you expect him to think you're a bad parent?]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Heavy sigh]

Well, Sev has his kids home for dinner every night. Have we ever had a family dinner that wasn't motivated by Christmas greed? It makes me wonder.

[That and the fact that Negi and Al are apparently in love. This is the mark of bad parenting.]

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

...Have you seen Greaseball's kids?

[Ragging on your cousins. You can add that to the list.]

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...Well. [You're right, you're right.] They have nothing on you guys.

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

Damn straight!

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[snarkypotions]

It's not every night. Just Sundays.

_{[Also, ignoring what your son said about him, yep.]}

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

The point stands.

Half the time I don't think any of my kids even know what day it is.

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[snarkypotions]

_[Snort.]

You're right... My children really have nothing on yours.

_{[A smirk.]}

In lack of intelligence, that is.

_{[Is he teasing? Maybe. Maybe not.]}

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Hey now, Killua can take any one of them in an arm wrestle. [Which is the important thing, right? Yes, guess who was the jock and who was the scholar between these twins.]

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[snarkypotions]

_{[Is there even a need to guess?]}

I'm sure Cameron or Rip can beat him in one.

_{[The fact that those two are girls is... well.]}

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...Want to take bets?

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[snarkypotions]

_{[Eyebrowing.]}

Betting on our own children now, are we, Horst?

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[kill-joo-ded.livejournal.com]

Only if I get a cut!

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

I've always bet on mine. It paid for most of the stock in the bar.

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[heartslain.livejournal.com]

Dad! [Have a look!]

You are so leaving me out!

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Horst grins. He's arm wrestled Buffy before; like she has of all vampires, she pretty much whipped him.]

My money's on Buffy.

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[heartslain.livejournal.com]

[Grin! Sometimes being the Slayer is very useful!] At least Uncle Horst believes in me!

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[exarmatio]

... father, that's sort of mean.

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[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Kotarou and Killua went a week thinking every day was Saturday once.

[Because Horst told them it was, as a prank, to get them to think they were frozen in time. But still.]

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[exarmatio]

Well... yes, there is that.

[Negi thought that was goddamn hilarious. Kudos, dad.]