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[Horst is in his supah fine Victorian clothes, twirling his hat idly] Right. I guess I'll get this started.

[Throat clear. Kneel in front of the PCD.] The holidays are upon us and I have a parade to run. Cloud Strife, I'm on my knees asking you to come and have fun. If you're really good, I can see to it that Santa tosses a candy cane in your direction. It just won't be the same if you're not there, so please, come.

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Because you're an annoying idiot?

You've never been more right.

Because I try and try to do something nice, and off you go, threatening death and destruction. I hope your temper's in check for the parade or it's going to get really messy.

Keep your big mouth shut and there won't be a problem.

I want this abuse documented for the divorce. After you're rich, of course.

You said I was the bride, remember?

A bride can't be abusive? What are you, sexist?

Besides, I only said that because you'd look better in white. And I can't wear white to a wedding anyway, I'm not a virgin~

Way more info than I needed, Horst.

Well, at least you didn't call me a slut. You sexist bastard.

That's because you're all talk, you loud mouthed mother fucker.

Am I? Are you sure? Why on earth would I lie?

Just a feeling I get.

Which certainly highlights your inexperience.

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