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[Horst is in his supah fine Victorian clothes, twirling his hat idly] Right. I guess I'll get this started.

[Throat clear. Kneel in front of the PCD.] The holidays are upon us and I have a parade to run. Cloud Strife, I'm on my knees asking you to come and have fun. If you're really good, I can see to it that Santa tosses a candy cane in your direction. It just won't be the same if you're not there, so please, come.

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Sorry Horst but I don't swing that way.

Or any way, at all. That's the problem. Life is for living, Cloud.

I do, Horst.

Live? [Griiin] Or swing?

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Live, you stupid annoying... idiot.

[Too busy laughing at you to answer right away]

P-picturing you at...a swinger's party.... [Vampires don't need to breathe but if this keeps up Horst is going to laugh himself to death]

[At least then wouldn't have to worry about killing you.]

... You're not by a window, are you?

...Depends. Are you threatening me, or is this the part where you admit you're a Peeping Tom?

This is the part where I toss you out of one for my own amusement.

I can't get over how kinky you are. Is Rei really up to handling you?

Is sex all you think about?

Mm. That and money. I don't suppose you've ever had any of that, either, though.

[You wouldn't think it'd be hard work to appear shallow, but man it is a full time job.]

I was mercenary back home.

[Boy owns a villa in a beach side down, okay?]

Which means you also had loads of opportunity to meet beautiful women, but...nothing? Are you sure you know which way you swing?

I had someone I was interested in.

[Horst blinks, and then laughs--but it's not his usual very obnoxious meant-to-piss-you-off way] You are an old man in a young man's body, you know that?

You have no idea how wrong you are.

Oh? Young men don't tend to take commitment seriously. Especially not when they stand a good chance of not getting caught misbehaving.

Guess I was brought up differently then.

Yes. As an old man rather than a young one. It's nice when we agree, isn't it?

No, I was taught to be respectful to women. There's nothing wrong with that.

...So was I, that's not what I meant. You can be with several people without commitment, and still respect them.

I never said I hadn't been.

Oh? You do have a player's past, then? You must have started young.

I went into the army at fourteen. [Then kind of... lost five years.]

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