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[Horst is in his supah fine Victorian clothes, twirling his hat idly] Right. I guess I'll get this started.

[Throat clear. Kneel in front of the PCD.] The holidays are upon us and I have a parade to run. Cloud Strife, I'm on my knees asking you to come and have fun. If you're really good, I can see to it that Santa tosses a candy cane in your direction. It just won't be the same if you're not there, so please, come.

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[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

I told you I'd come.

[Except he's gonna bring Zack instead of Rei. So ha! double ha ha! on you, Horst.]

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[In that case he'll have to let Usagi punish you! Why would you stop your hot girlfriend from having fun, hmmmm?]

Good! I have a present, don't panic.

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

Such a comforting statement.

[Because he wants to keeps his girlfriend away from you, duh.]

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[You have no idea how flattering that is. Nnf Horst knows he's sexy but da-yum no one's had to lock up their girl before!]

You'll like it.

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

Unless it's a book on how to get rid of you, I doubt it.

[You are a conceited mother fucker, Horst, and just so you know? Cloud is sexier. And that's not even the reason. He doesn't want you taking a bite out of her.]

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Time for a pseudo-guilt trip] Did I not just spend an hour telling you how to 'get rid' of me?

[He can't help his arrogance. It's both genetic and so totally warranted, man.]

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[Like it's going to work.] You didn't include how to make you stop being an annoyance.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

...Well. That's only if you find a pile of ashes to be annoying. I had planned on having a nice existence that way, but for that remark, I assure you I will find a way to take up residence in your lungs.

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

Too bad you're never make it into them.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a challenge. Oh, yes, I'm sure of it: there's nowhere I'd rather spend the nonsentient part of my eternity.

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

And when your ashes are dispelled back into the Lifestream, have fun floating around forever.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[This is getting way too real now. Time to change the subject. Abruptly.]

Do you know who Santa Claus is?

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[Scardy cat.]

We don't celebrate Christmas.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

I don't expect that you celebrate anything, but are there holidays where you come from?

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

I meant my world, dumbass.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

So that's a 'no', then? No parties, no streamers, no drunken feasts?

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

Not much to celebrate.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Hah now you get serious Horst again.] ...Right. I'm sorry.

Well, there's plenty to be festive over here, eh?

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know. This is my first holiday.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

I'll see to it you get to enjoy it, then. At least the parade part.

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

You better. I'm not coming for nothing.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

I promise! You'll have a wonderful time.