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[Horst has been up late playing around with the PCD, trying to figure out more of it. But he looks exhausted, and not just because he's tried to stay up.

He puts his hand on the door of his makeshift bedroom, but decides at the last minute not to open it; the sun's still up. Why is it still up?]

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There's always a reason.

[This is where they'd usually start bickering, but Horst is having a rough day]

Why're you taking care of Zach, anyway? What's happened to him?

[Life without bickering with Horst is boring, you realize.]

He's the type who needs someone to keep an eye on him.

You know, I didn't actually peg you as the mother hen type.

Zach is a person, right?

[Give it time, Cloud. Just a few minutes and there will be bickering!]

No. He's a ground hog.

[Cue another eye roll. Geeze, Horst. Turn the page, please.]

Then why are you taking care of him? [Derpin along, Cloud, derpin along. Enjoy it while it lasts! You get a whole week of this.]

He's not going to see a fire and think it's a great idea to leap in, surely? You don't need to hold his hand and walk him across busy roads? Wipe his chin, feed him?

["Alright everyone, let's derp along."]

Because last time I left him alone he brought home a chocobo.

[Blank stare. Then frown. Then he starts to say something, shakes his head. You're talking to a guy who's fluent in two or three languages and he still has no. idea. what you just said.]

And that's...bad?

It's a giant, flightless, completely useless, stinky, waste of space, bird.

I hear giant bird and think 'what an opportunity for stir fry!' There's nothing useless about something when you can eat it.

[Grin] Clearly, your glass needs to be less half-empty.

It's not edible, you idiot.

You would be amazed at what is actually edible. [Trust him. Don't ask for details though.]

Besides, how do you know? Have you eaten one?

Why would you even want to?

[sigh; he puts on his best 'talking to spoiled child' tone] Food isn't always about want, Cloud. It's a basic necessity, and if you were starving you'd be grateful for that ch...icken thing.

[Sigh.] Unlike you? I can survive without eating.

Wow. You know, there are a million starving children who would love that ability. Why don't you go pay them a visit and rub it in their faces?

[Bitter bitter bitter]

I know. I've seen them. Crawling in the streets after their parents were killed and their worlds fell down around them.

Thank you for reminding me.

How could you forget them? I never did.

And yet you spit on the idea of eating a giant bird.

I didn't. But they can't eat something that inedible.

[Sigh. He's so close to hating you, Horst. :|]

The food and water in Midgar were contaminated. Nothing was safe to eat.

Theoretically, formaldehyde isn't either, but here I am.

You know, to prove it, I could eat it. And if I die, well. Added bonus for you, eh?

Eat it? And I'll be the one throwing you out the window.

[He may hate the stupid thing, but Zack would be unbearable.]

[Smug] I knew you were griping for no reason. Are you always this negative? It's not healthy. You're still young, but you should think about what all that stress is doing to you.

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