[Accidental Video]

[whatwas]

[Horst has been up late playing around with the PCD, trying to figure out more of it. But he looks exhausted, and not just because he's tried to stay up.

He puts his hand on the door of his makeshift bedroom, but decides at the last minute not to open it; the sun's still up. Why is it still up?]

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[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Mako vs. sentient vengeful vampire dust, go! That could be a video game. Or a B movie.]

Now that was anticlimactic.

Say, why aren't you out enjoying the sun? There are at least two sled parties, and Rei's sparring. Surely one of those excites your interest.

[Voice]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[Only is Steve Burton can place Cloud. >>;]

Busy taking care of a puppy.

[Voice]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[I googled him. And I approve. ;D

For once, there's nothing remotely teasing in Horst's voice, just genuine curiosity. And puppy love, the kind that is actually meant for puppies.]

Where did you get it? I didn't know we had dogs here.

[Voice] I can type. Really. /headdesk

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[He does voice Cloud, after all. xD

Sigh. Oh Horst, the things he could get away with this week.]

He's my best friend, actually.

[Voice] ...I didn't. even. notice XD

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[And damn, some of his pictures? ;D

Don't be mean to poor vampire, Cloud. This is the Worst Week Ever for them. And please excuse Horst, he has a serious case of the derp from now till the sun sets.]

...So...not a literal puppy...? Odd nickname for a friend. Does he know you call him that?

[Voice] I didn't either until you tagged back. xD

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[He's a sexy motherfucker. :)

He's enjoying this, really. Watching Horst be all derpy is hilarious.]

It would be if he didn't act like one.

[Voice//Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Don't laugh but I KNOW HIM FROM GENERAL HOSPITAL i-it's my aunt's fault

Horst frowns and turns on video. He's half convinced there's an adorable puppy out there and he's very annoyed that you won't tell him how to find one for himself.]

What's his name?

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[I watch it just so I can see him. And pretends it's Cloud. I'm not weird, really.

He can find you a cat, Horst. A cat or a wolf. Although he'd probably keep the second for himself.]

Zack.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[He looks like Cloud, how can you not?

Johannes hates cats. :( and dogs. But mostly cats. It wouldn't be safe there.]

Aerith mentioned him--

[to himself, disappointed]
...So there's not a puppy.

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[At least you don't yell "No Cloud, duck!" while watching it? >>;

Oh, you just had to mention the A-word didn't you Horst?]

Did she?

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Well you know I will now! XD

Oh god not another woman in Cloud's harem.]

She did. While she was staying at my house, actually. Why?

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[I'm glad to have bee of service.

Not his harem. The only missing member has dark hair.]

No reason.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

There's always a reason.

[This is where they'd usually start bickering, but Horst is having a rough day]

Why're you taking care of Zach, anyway? What's happened to him?

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

[Life without bickering with Horst is boring, you realize.]

He's the type who needs someone to keep an eye on him.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

You know, I didn't actually peg you as the mother hen type.

Zach is a person, right?

[Give it time, Cloud. Just a few minutes and there will be bickering!]

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

No. He's a ground hog.

[Cue another eye roll. Geeze, Horst. Turn the page, please.]

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

Then why are you taking care of him? [Derpin along, Cloud, derpin along. Enjoy it while it lasts! You get a whole week of this.]

He's not going to see a fire and think it's a great idea to leap in, surely? You don't need to hold his hand and walk him across busy roads? Wipe his chin, feed him?

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

["Alright everyone, let's derp along."]

Because last time I left him alone he brought home a chocobo.

[Video]

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[Blank stare. Then frown. Then he starts to say something, shakes his head. You're talking to a guy who's fluent in two or three languages and he still has no. idea. what you just said.]

And that's...bad?

[Video]

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

It's a giant, flightless, completely useless, stinky, waste of space, bird.

[Video] Cloud: the only person who can make Horst feel like himself this week :|b

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

I hear giant bird and think 'what an opportunity for stir fry!' There's nothing useless about something when you can eat it.

[Grin] Clearly, your glass needs to be less half-empty.

[Video] It's the only reason their friendship works at all. :3

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

It's not edible, you idiot.

[Video] love/hate: it's the best kind of bromance ever :3

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

You would be amazed at what is actually edible. [Trust him. Don't ask for details though.]

Besides, how do you know? Have you eaten one?

[Video] Cloud and Horst: Tossing people out windows since 2010

[mirroredecho.livejournal.com]

Why would you even want to?

[Video] In another life, they would've been partners in crime :|

[ahandsomedevil.livejournal.com]

[sigh; he puts on his best 'talking to spoiled child' tone] Food isn't always about want, Cloud. It's a basic necessity, and if you were starving you'd be grateful for that ch...icken thing.