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Originally, the plan had been for sky writing, but heavy rains ruined that. So instead, a large smoke message appears in front of the Temple of Heaven.

REI

COME PLAY CARDS WITH US AT [X,Y]

FRIDAY AT SUNDOWN

- USAGI

Yes, it may have been Horst's idea, but he's not a suspect, he's asleep when the message goes up. Usagi is free to take all the credit.

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An invitation. Written in smoke. With magic.

Why? What does it look like?

[Oh Horst is going to have fun with you, Cloud.]

[Yup. Eye still twitching. And to think, he was supposed to be sleeping.]

Are you that stupid that you need a reminder?

Oh no, it's just I never thought I'd have to explain what an invitation is. Were you dropped on your head as a child, perhaps?

It's an open invitation, by the way. Don't be jealous that Rei got a personalized one. If you really want to come play poker, I'm sure you can find your way.

[Vampires sending giant messages to your girl are a good reason to be awake.]

Were you born an idiot, or did you grow into gradually?

As tempting as that is, I'm not interest in your little games.

[Speaking of, that giant message? Smoke or not, it's totally getting shot down in spectacular ball of flames as soon as he gets there.]

It's been gradual, of course.

You don't want to have fun? I'm so surprised.

Perhaps you should let Rei enjoy herself and keep your comments to yourself. Usagi wants her there, so do I, and Rei could use some time to relax. I'd ask why you have a problem with that, but I think I know and I find it hilarious.

[Ok but if you offend Merlin in the process Horst will rip off your head. Raaawr.]

I could care less about what you want.

[Sorry, but the name Usagi and the word wants in the same breath is not all powerful. At least not when it comes to him. Sorry to burst your bubble there Horst.]

Rei can decide what she needs. She doesn't need you doing that for her.

[Offending wizards and pissing off vampires is the least of his worries.]

I merely sent her an invitation. I'm not the one racing about trying to chase off...what am I to you, exactly? To her I'm a friend. You're trying to alienate her from a friend? And you're worried about me trying to control her?

She deserves better.

[Horst found everything funny up until the slightest whiff of Controlling Boyfriend.]

No. I'm warning an idiot of what will happen if he touches her.

[Because really, that's all you are to him.]

Make sure you have snacks. Usagi likes to eat while she's playing cards.

[And that is said in the most calm, friendly voice imaginable. Because he knows what he needs to know now. He's had that reverse psychology thing done on him one too many times not to be able to see through it.]

Rei could certainly stop me from touching her if she chose, without you there to tell her how to do it.

Really now, do you try to tell her what shoe to put on first, as well?

[Horst is grinning again, but earlier? Yeah that wasn't reverse psychology, it was honesty. Every girl deserves better than they have, in Horst's mind. Admittedly, Rei seems to deserve MUCH better than she has.]

You seem to know everything, you figure it out.

[His eye is no longer twitching, because now he sees you as an idiot who had no idea of what's really going on.]

Have fun at the card game.

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Pfffttt. I make no promises. But it'd be nice if he made it out with his head in tact. xD

mirroredecho.livejournal.com - 2010-11-17 12:05 (UTC) - Expand

[WHY ARE THE MEN IN HER LIFE SO FUCKING BATSHIT?

She just can't even handle today. Seriously. She's going to just stay at the clinic until everyone finds their sanity and leaves her alone and stops trying to decide what's best for her.]

[Noooo, don't make Horst and Usagi kidnap you BECAUSE THEY WILL.

[She's starting to think the friendly neighorhood necromancer has a point, what with locking himself up in his basement all the time.]

[...Oh dear God she's gone insane. Never listen to Johannes, never.

Besides, Horst has already talked his darling brother into a round of poker this week. He is That Persuasive.]